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r_text[0] = "<div id=\"quote\">	you guys seriously sell only 12 shirts?	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	David K.	</div>				";
r_text[1] = "<div id=\"quote\">	Don't forget that, when printed on a shirt, &quot\;inteligent design&quot\; is a pun.	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Rory, Washington DC	</div>	<div id=\"quoteReply\">	Don't forget that, when you're trying, &quot\;Intelligent&quot\; has two Ls in it. \;)	<strong>- ST</strong></div>	";
r_text[2] = "<div id=\"quote\">	The &quot\;Life is pietzsche&quot\; shirt should probably be taken down if you want to retain your dignity. Nietzsche's name is pronounced &quot\;neech uh&quot\;, not &quot\;neech ee&quot\;. Therefore, this t-shirt of yours does not read &quot\;life is peachy&quot\;. It reads &quot\;life is peach-uh&quot\; and that is just stupid.	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Courtney R.	</div>				";
r_text[3] = "<div id=\"quote\">	I really want to buy one of your shirts but I haven't any money. what do y'all suggest I do?	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Caryn	</div>	<div id=\"quoteReply\">	You have several options, Caryn. Most of them involve getting a job, but there is one that involves moving to a comunist country where the government subsidizes clothing. Interested?	<strong>- ST</strong></div>	";
r_text[4] = "<div id=\"quote\">	Nietszche's name, despite often being mispronounced &quot\;Neet-chee&quot\; is actually pronounce &quot\;Neet-chuh&quot\;, with the same chuh sound as the beginning of the name &quot\;Chuck.&quot\; It doesn't rhyme with peachy at all. Feel free to ask any German person, or even someone who once took even a quarter or two of high school German. I belive this error originate with the word &quot\;Nietzschean,&quot\; which is in fact pronounced &quot\;Neet-chee-in.&quot\;	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Jonathon K.	</div>				";
r_text[5] = "<div id=\"quote\">	hi! ...I love your tees!	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Salina A.	</div>	<div id=\"quoteReply\">	And we love your &quot\;punIn10did&quot\; email address, Salina.	<strong>- ST</strong></div>	";
r_text[6] = "<div id=\"quote\">	nietzche was not a nihlist. bad advertisement. and its things like that that give him a bad name. shame on you and what you bestow upon the unknowing mindless drones.	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Daniel S. from Kaskaskia	</div>	<div id=\"quoteReply\">	The ad said the shirt was for &quot\;Ironic Nihilists.&quot\; <p>Yeah. Who's  bestowing now?	<strong>- ST</strong></div>	";
r_text[7] = "<div id=\"quote\">	Do you people have no respect? Nietzsche was such a genius and you're basically making fun of him. Read a book for once.	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Miranda	</div>				";
r_text[8] = "<div id=\"quote\">	It's not pronounced Nee-chee, that's a common mistake. Actually pronounced nee-ch-ya, rhymes with &quot\;pleased to meetchya.&quot\; If I see someone in one of your shirts, I'll remind them that they are a moron in the company of the shirt store that wrote it.	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Erin	</div>	<div id=\"quoteReply\">	To &quot\;remind&quot\; them implies that they already know. And most of them don't. Do you, Erin? 	<strong>- ST</strong></div>	";
r_text[9] = "<div id=\"quote\">	I came across your website, after a friend of mine mentioned Nietzsche in an email. For some reason, there above my email, was a link to your website. I have to say I thoroughly enjoyed the tshirts. Particularly the goth one. Gotta love subculture you can buy readymade at the local mall! Keep it up. Wish you success. And who's the guy in the pictures? Thanks for making me laugh...	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Erika D.	</div>	<div id=\"quoteReply\">	You mean <a href=\"http://smarttorso.com/about_us\">this guy<\a>?	<strong>- ST</strong></div>	";
r_text[10] = "<div id=\"quote\">	After several consecutive months of being greeted by your targeted advertising when I log in to Myspace, I think it's important to tell you that I will never buy one of your &quot\;Life is Pietzsche&quot\; shirts. Your company logo suggests that your humor is inspired by not being an idiot. Surely, then, you would know that &quot\;Nietzsche&quot\; is pronounced &quot\;nee-cha,&quot\; and does not actually rhyme with &quot\;peachy.&quot\;	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	James	</div>				";
r_text[11] = "<div id=\"quote\">	Wow, as a doctoral student in philosophy focusing on Nietzsche, I think that tee-shirt is ridiculous. Nietzsche does not rhyme with peachy; that's the mispronunciation. Learn your German, it's pronounced NEE-chuh. I read your shirt and see Pee-chuh, which sounds more like pizza than peachy. Way to do your research!	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Thomas S.	</div>	<div id=\"quoteReply\">	Back atcha, Tom.	<strong>- ST</strong></div>	";
r_text[12] = "<div id=\"quote\">	more! More! MORE! Seriously this is a weak selection. How about a couple pages or so at least?	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	gabe	</div>				";
r_text[13] = "<div id=\"quote\">	Oi!	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Matt K., Flower Mound, TX	</div>				";
r_text[14] = "<div id=\"quote\">	gift for son - i'll have him subcribe after gift'g him - great stuff	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Melissa R., Norfolk, CT	</div>				";
r_text[15] = "<div id=\"quote\">	Incredibly witty shirt. My philosophy major friends should enjoy it.	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Leslie S., Chico, CA	</div>				";
r_text[16] = "<div id=\"quote\">	Your site seems pretty good, I'll let you know the rest of my feedback when I get the goods!	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Alan J., Hertfordshire, England	</div>	<div id=\"quoteReply\">	We never got the rest of your feedback, Alan. Is that bad?	<strong>- ST</strong></div>	";
r_text[17] = "<div id=\"quote\">	great shirt!!	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Deborah E., Canal Fulton, OH	</div>				";
r_text[18] = "<div id=\"quote\">	Life is pietzsche! CLASSIC!	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Christopher G., Wauchula, FL	</div>	<div id=\"quoteReply\">	Your email address is even more classic, Christopher. Or should we say, darth_kickass.	<strong>- ST</strong></div>	";
r_text[19] = "<div id=\"quote\">	This will match my Ubermensch tattoo very well :D	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Travis W., North Hills, CA	</div>				";
r_text[20] = "<div id=\"quote\">	Keep making new shirts!	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Tim N., Walkersville, MD	</div>				";
r_text[21] = "<div id=\"quote\">	I laughed for an hour at Life is pietzsche. Oh, the irony.	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Daniel D., Costa Mesa, CA	</div>				";
r_text[22] = "<div id=\"quote\">	love the shirts!	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Holly S., Bellingham, WA	</div>				";
r_text[23] = "<div id=\"quote\">	rock/rock.	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Veanne R., Rancho Cucamonga, CA	</div>				";
r_text[24] = "<div id=\"quote\">	New Shirts!!!.... Please.	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Victor H., Downey, CA	</div>				";
r_text[25] = "<div id=\"quote\">	Nietzsche's my favorite philosopher. People alwayz try to tell me that you pronounce &quot\;Nietzsche&quot\; different. BUT FUCK THEM! This shirt is going to drive my point home emphatically. FUCK YOUR PRONUNCIATION! I'm self educated, not one of you intelligencia sheep. Good shit on the shirt though bro. I love it.	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Ssali M., Gainesville, FL	</div>	<div id=\"quoteReply\">	Thank you, Ssali! <p>And congratulations on fucking self-educating yourself and shit.	<strong>- ST</strong></div>	";
r_text[26] = "<div id=\"quote\">	This site rocks!	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Karen M., Colleyville, TX	</div>				";
r_text[27] = "<div id=\"quote\">	I have my own already. This is for my sister in law. She will understand.	</div><div id=\"quoteAuthor\">-	Ed V., Raleigh, NC	</div>				";


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